Friday, August 1, 2008

Harold and Kumar Escape from EVER WORKING IN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN

Terrible. My 8 month old god-daughter has drawn better characters in her kaka. It is incredibly irrelevant to anything, the actors look bored. EVERY SINGLE TWIST AND TURN IS entirely expected. The highlight of the movie is a bottomless party filled with amazingly gorgeous women... until a guy stands up and shows more pubic hair than I have ever seen. Terrible movie. 1/2 Donair (out of three)

1 comment:

Neil "The Real Deal" Cody said...

Listen you sonofabitch I just watched this movie and although this movie did suck it was not for the "technical" reasoning that you discuss. This movie sucked because it depicted the killing of a childhood idol and current star of "How I Met Your Mother" Neil Patrick Harris. In no movie or television show should the whitty, sarcastic and hilarious comments of NPH ever be completely eliminated. I mean what are they going to do now for the third movie dig up another classic old school TV star???? Somehow I don't believe that "My Secret Identity" super stud Jerry O'Connell will be able to match the clever banter of NPH. I agree with the 1/2 donair rating as long as its the half that all of the meat fell out of.