Beowulf

So, apparently, the new idea is to spend MILLIONS of dollars figuring out CG options, only to make the characters look EXACTLY like the people they are playing. I thought the whole idea of voice overs was that you could look like anyone. 

In any case, this movie is decent. Since I didn't want to read the epic, this helped a lot. Apparently the general theme behind the entire movie is that men cannot control their penises and when necessary we will have sex with monsters if they have nice boobs. Grendel was SUPER irritating. STOP SCREAMING YOU WHINEY BITCH. 

It looks really cool but is very predictable. It sounds really cool. But it's not.

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