Friday, September 5, 2008

Drillbit Taylor


So, here's what I realized. It's suddenly super cool to not be cool. It's cool to be chubby, or skinny, lanky, pale, have acne, glasses, a squeeky voice, no friends and it's cool to be picked on. But you know what I realized when watching this movie. NO, it's not. It's cool to be cool. Being cool is WAY cooler than NOT being cool. WAY cooler. Movies like Superbad and Drillbit Taylor are funny, but not accurate.
Next, Owen Wilson and Keanu? Reeves should start in a movie called "One Dimensional Character Development". Owen Wilson could give really cheesy semi-pep talks and Keanu Reeves could just stand around looking cool and saying things like "woah, cool, and I know Kung Fu". However, it's really funny. It has accurate violence, comedic urine/nut shots and really hot 14 year old girls. 
Finally, this movie is bullshit. I'm cool. That fatass isn't cool. Wait.... sonufa... Maybe it is cool to be fat.

1 3/4 Donairs.

1 comment:

Richard said...

You had me at urine and nut shots!